Jul 21, 2007

Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker

No one dies harder than John McClane




Courtesy of GuyzNites

Remember when we first met John McClane?
Argyle picked him up from the plane,
And took him down to Nakatomi Tower...
To meet with Holly.

He came to get her back and to be her man,
But Hans and his buddies fucked up the plan,
And that's about when everything went sour
At the Christmas party.

And the terrorists were over-zealous,
But it was sweet when they killed Ellis!
And, with a little help from Allen,
John McClane kicked ass!

We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!

No one dies harder than John McClane,
Even when his wife's stuck on a plane
About to crash into the Potomac River...
On the eve of Christmas.

And airport security kicked him out,
But John McClane is just too damn proud,
And nothing could have made him not deliver...
'Cause that's his business!

And with a lot of fights and gunplay
He blew that plane up on the runway.
And, with a little help from Allen,
Holly's plane could land!

We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

No one dies harder than John McClane,
Saving all the passengers on the train.
But Simon wasn't clear with his intentions:
It was just a distraction!

And there was no way McClane could know
That Hans Gruber was Simon's bro.
And that's what made it "Die Hard: With A Vengeance"
With Samuel Jackson!

And the good cop wouldn't miss this,
Even though it wasn't Christmas.
He didn't get any help from Allen...
But only in part three!

We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!

Finally we're back with John McClane
Now we got a choice, and the choice is plain:
We can live free or we can die hard,
As hard as we can.

From taking on a terrorist he's never met,
To taking on an F-35 jet,
With the greatest car explosions by far...
This sure looks sweet, man!

And we know what the basic gist is:
There ain't no Allen, and it's not Christmas.
We don't know but we're pretty sure that
John McClane kicks ass!

We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die, die hard!
We're gonna die, die, die as hard as we can!

At last! Better late than never. Live Free Or Die Hard kicks ass, and I loved the sight of an F-35 beaten by the sexiest cop in the known universe. I'm gonna see the first three again, I swear, not that I haven't seen the first one maybe 5 times;) And I was planning to say something about tough guys, and how Bruce Willis is my oldest crush ever, probably with the exception of Harrison Ford, but hey, Justin Long was cute too:)

Fair is fair. There's something totally fascinating about happy endings!

5 comments:

alvin said...

Освен да се смея и да се кефя, друг избор нямам ;)

ffx said...

omfg, r u for realZ? :)
тва беше най-малко "елегантната" и най-рибарско-ловджийската история от всичките 4!

боу-же...

Hazel Baggins said...

аз съм фен на франчайза:) и понеже тва е последния филм, има нещо носталгично в цялата работа.
абе видеото казва всичко и песничката радва.
You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
@ ffox
Хехе, истинските мъже (тм) ходят за риба и на лов. that's the point;)

k.minov said...

And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.

:)

k.minov said...

http://www.switched.com/2007/05/11/bruce-willis-knows-how-to-use-the-internet-s/

of course, the screenshot is from iChat, Mr. Willis seems to be a Mac user, what else indeed:)