Feb 13, 2006

No Deadline for the Dying

Ok, no deadlines for me this week, so...anyone?

Amorphis - Better Unborn

Better it would be for me
And better it would have been
Had I not been born, not grown
Not been brought into the world
Not had to come to this earth
Not been suckled for the world

If I'd died a three-night-old
Been lost in my swaddling band
I'd have needed but a span of cloth
A span more of wood,
But a cubit of good earth
Two words from the priest
Three verses from the cantor
One clang from the bell


On topic, or not quite:
how Japanese tackle the life-is-too-much-to-bear issue.

Even more on topic, and closing the circle with a quote:

"Finland's suicide rate is comparable to Japan's, but you wouldn't know it based on media coverage - I don't recall seeing any news stories on Slashdot about those crazy, depressed Finns."

But we know ;)

4 comments:

  1. Those statics sites always try to manipulate you, don't they? The real data you actually need is a list of countries, sorted by total number of suicides, not that alphabetical bullshit. So, a couple of quick excel tricks, et voila ;)

    Saint Vincent and the grenadines? Mmm, sounds yummy ;)

    (Suicide Rates per 100000)
    Total Country
    ---------------
    91.70 LITHUANIA
    82.50 RUSSIAN FEDERATION
    73.10 BELARUS
    68.50 LATVIA
    62.10 UKRAINE
    61.40 SRI LANKA
    60.70 SLOVENIA
    60.10 HUNGARY
    57.70 ESTONIA
    55.00 KAZAKHSTAN
    50.60 JAPAN
    45.50 FINLAND
    43.20 CROATIA
    40.10 BELGIUM
    37.10 AUSTRIA
    36.50 CUBA
    36.50 SWITZERLAND
    35.50 FRANCE
    34.60 LUXEMBOURG
    34.30 BULGARIA
    32.70 CZECH REPUBLIC
    30.80 YUGOSLAVIA
    30.80 POLAND
    30.80 REPUBLIC OF MOLDOVA
    30.60 MAURITIUS
    30.60 NEW ZEALAND
    29.00 DENMARK
    27.80 CHINA (Selected rural & urban areas)
    27.70 SWEDEN
    27.50 GERMANY
    27.50 SLOVAKIA
    27.10 REPUBLIC OF KOREA
    26.50 CHINA (Hong Kong SAR)
    26.30 NORWAY
    26.30 AUSTRALIA
    24.70 ROMANIA
    24.60 CANADA
    24.30 ICELAND
    23.80 SURINAME
    23.60 BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA
    23.30 KYRGYZSTAN
    22.70 IRELAND
    22.40 TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO
    21.70 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
    21.30 INDIA
    21.10 GUYANA
    20.80 URUGUAY
    19.30 NETHERLANDS
    18.90 SINGAPORE
    17.90 PUERTO RICO
    17.30 TURKMENISTAN
    16.40 SPAIN
    15.90 EL SALVADOR
    15.80 ZIMBABWE
    15.10 SAINT LUCIA
    15.10 UNITED KINGDOM
    14.80 TFYR MACEDONIA
    14.50 ITALY
    14.30 MALTA
    13.60 UZBEKISTAN
    13.30 BARBADOS
    13.10 ISRAEL
    13.00 BELIZE
    12.90 ARGENTINA
    11.80 COSTA RICA
    11.60 CHILE
    10.50 PORTUGAL
    10.20 VENEZUELA
    9.60 ECUADOR
    9.10 SEYCHELLES
    8.40 BRAZIL
    8.00 THAILAND
    7.50 PANAMA
    7.30 GREECE
    7.00 COLOMBIA
    6.90 NICARAGUA
    6.40 MEXICO
    6.00 GEORGIA
    5.80 TAJIKISTAN
    5.40 BAHRAIN
    4.60 PARAGUAY
    4.20 PHILIPPINES
    3.60 ALBANIA
    3.20 ARMENIA
    3.20 KUWAIT
    2.20 BAHAMAS
    1.80 SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE
    1.60 AZERBAIJAN
    1.00 GUATEMALA
    1.00 PERU
    0.70 JAMAICA
    0.40 IRAN
    0.20 SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC
    0.10 EGYPT
    0.00 ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA
    0.00 DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
    0.00 HONDURAS
    0.00 JORDAN
    0.00 SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS
    0.00 SAINT VINCENT AND THE GRENADINES

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  2. Well, Bulgaria is higher in the list than the following Scandinavian countries: Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Denmark. And they are notorious for their depressive moods. Conclusion?

    Btw, I'm making a collection of progressive rock bands from all over Europe. Lithuania looks promising on top of this list;)

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  3. LOL, I love your band-picking method ;)
    ---------
    (там трябва да е swaddling band)
    Сричките са напасвани с чистите вокали, при другите и без тва няма значение какво се пее ;)
    Държа да подчертая умелата употреба (алитеративна алюзия към нашия аноним имаме тук:) на глагола "требвам". Не успях обаче да употребя "нежели", а много исках :)

    За мен било би по-добре,
    така бих искал аз,
    Да не бях роден, ни расъл
    ни донесен в този свят.
    Пръкнат не на таз земя,
    ни откърмен тук.

    Ако бях след нощи три
    изгубен в пелени,
    Бих требвал само педя плат,
    и още педя дърво,
    лакът праведна пръст,
    две думи от поп,
    три строфи от псалтира,
    един звън от камбаната.

    Да бях умрял, да бях не-роден...

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  4. "Those statics sites always try to manipulate you"

    Now statistics don't manipulate, people do. Like in the following case:)

    "Well, Bulgaria is higher in the list than the following Scandinavian countries: Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Denmark. And they are notorious for their depressive moods. Conclusion?"

    As for the translation:

    Да бях умрял, да бях не-роден...

    Не съм сигурна, че тази форма се употребява в българския език, особено този, на който са се правели народните песни, какъвто ефект се цели от превода. И ми боде очите. Може би "да не бех се раждал" или нещо такова.

    Frostie

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